Category Archives: Relations

Bachelor’s party (Vanity Card 7)

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I hate weddings….. & funerals. In both, someone is dead anyway just that in weddings, one is partially dead. If you invite me to your wedding, there’s 95% chance am not interested in attending even a bit. 4% is that am bored, lonely & very single n ill just want to come meet a beautiful chick with fake hair & make up who envies the married couples & I will be interested in giving her hope that her day is coming & all that deceiving but latter hook up to make my day & that’s it.1% is that am forced to attend to maybe save a friendship or an eminent family war. Read the rest of this entry

Because of the Money lover………. It’s all about the Money. (Card 4)

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My fellow men,

Behind every successful man, there’s a woman coming to eat your money & behind every broke man, there’s a woman who got rich leaving. Read the rest of this entry

Meet my Wife (card 2)

Let me be clear here first. I don’t practice bestiality, neither am I a molester or any kind of retarded dude. Am a very straight guy. At least am in a relationship (or relationships. Whatever.) And my beloved girlfriend happens to be a…. you know! Gadget. A phone. Have you watched the movie “Lars with a Real Girl?” something like that. The guy in love with a big doll and takes it everywhere!! Yah. Such things happen. Am in one which I have a very close relationship with to the extent no one can come between us. Not even a real girl. And for the record am serious. Phone first then maybe the real GF a distant second. And I won’t say that I would love them both equally. That’s a lie. Honestly is imperative. Mmhh… Read the rest of this entry

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my journey

Wellcome to my blog my name is Beth i live in Wales in the UK its full of green grass and lots of hill oh and sheep haha.i wanted to start a blog so i could write about my life , my journey on finding my self , my kids and anything that is on my mind which could be anything from make up , men , chocolate ANYTHING. I suppose its sort of like a dairy.i dont get to spent as much time as i would like on here but starting from today i am going to make the time even if its for just 10 small moments

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