Its a Big booty era

All I want for my birthday is a big booty hoe (2 chainz) after the birthday, I just wana walk in the streets & see the girls Wiggle Wiggle (jason Derulo) to the beat & when night comes & am in the house, I wana see my girlfriend pass in front of me with that fat Anaconda (Niki Minaj). If she denies it to me, then ama just hit the strip club & watch as Bandz a make her dance (Juicy J) coz this hoes ain’t loyal anyway. Am a chuck ma phone out & watch the girls Twerk it (Busta Rhymes) to the trap songs. I cant stop thinking of how on Saturday ama hit a club & pull it to her bumper (Konshens). A club with girls who cant wine & kotch (RDX) is a waste of time cz you see girls, Nicki Minaj said, Fuck those skinny bitches in the club, I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the motherfucking club. wach U gotta have is a BIG BIG BIG booty (Jennifer Lopez) I mean its an ass ass ass ass ass (Big Sean) world.

Yap! Its a big booty Era our girls leave in & damn! for us guys we love it but for the girls, its a total societal pressure. Its either you get a fat ass or you are the least checked out girl. Every girl is working hard go Intern-ASS-ional. How we got here is still a mystery but maybe Nicki Minaj can explain to us how it all begun. The pressure is so much that girls are going for underground ass injections just to have that big ass to brag about….until it goes all wrong & they come out with a big one sided ass.

In Kenya, its just catching up. From all the big ass socialites gracing our TVs everyday, our young girls cant stop wishing how they can get there while on Pills & Portions. One video song after another is all about praising the ass as they flash on our Tv screens. Open any blog website & the featured post is an ass of a newly discovered socialite. There are even showdowns on who has the ‘phatest’ ass around. Our mainstream Tv stations have news anchors wearing mini skirts just so we can concentrate more on the news that is in our imaginations of whats under. Hell!! even our cops wear tight skirts.

If you have a big ass, you are now a center of attraction. Clubs will even pay you to tag along with your other big booty friends to make it look classy. Trashy? Who cares as long as a picture on Facebook gets 100 likes! Girls no longer take photos of their face. Its too mainstream. All we see is a tight skirt, some ugly looking face with a weave but all that gets uplifted by a big ASS. Even the church girls cant resist taking a photo that doesn’t show their behind coz like I said, Its a big Booty Era & we are just getting started.

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